My flight buddy to Vancouver was a friendly but somewhat bizarre man with ADHD in seat A from Brossard. While very friendly, it was really strange to be next to an 8 year-old trapped in a grown-up body. We a bit and he learned that I was Canadian-Chinese with origins Hong Kong and Guangdong, at which point he asked to see my driver's license. Upon receiving it he started to examine it intently and compare it to his, so much so I wasn't sure what he was memorizing off my license. Satisfied, he handed it back to me and then
wordlessly patted the empty seat between us to invite me to sit there beside him. First, boarding hadn't finished and by this point I was starting to hope that someone would sit there. I politely declined. He turned away, momentarily deterred, but then renewed his efforts. Next thing I know he has grabbed my arm and literally starts to yank me into seat B from my aisle seat C. I am a little shocked. I make a quick retreat and shield myself with my bike book.
The plane doors close, and my pre-flight presentation is enhanced by the insistent screaming of a 4-year-old boy two rows ahead. He had that he had enough of the flight and repeatedly asked his mom to LET ME OUT OF HERE for the entire safety demonstration. I was to feel the same way, honestly. Maybe I will bike to instead. I peek sideways over my book as the flight takes off, and Monsieur in seat A decides that it's time to get comfy. He pulls off his shoes and socks, takes off his glasses and lies down across seats A and B for a
nap during the ascent, putting his head right next to my left butt cheek. Thankfully he realizes that his chosen position is probably not the most comfortable on several levels, so he resumes a sitting position with a big SIGH, pulls his laptop out and settles in for a movie, bare feet resting in seat B and comfy as a clam. For the next five hours, he changes positions every fifteen minutes, alternating between squatting on the seat, sitting with both feet on the seat in front, sitting with one foot on the seat, both knees on the seat and various creative combinations of the above. I am starting to envy his flexibility. When he gets bored he looks out the window
occasionally and marks the moment by slamming the window blinds down with a big "cLAK." Other times I catch him clapping gleefully while watching a boxing match. Just now he taps my shoulder to ask me why
I'm focussed so intently on my iPhone and asks me to show him my passport. I look blankly at him for a few seconds, smile and tell him I don't have it with me right now.
One more hour left, so I'm going to learn about the conjoined twins from Vernon, BC who share a single brain.
Cheers!
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Janius Tsang